Qwikster

Sep 21

minusmanhattan:

This is really fantastic. 
Context.

How did you get a hold of our packaging!?!?!? Our Web site isn’t even up yet!

minusmanhattan:

This is really fantastic. 

Context.

How did you get a hold of our packaging!?!?!? Our Web site isn’t even up yet!

Sep 20

Some good advice for Netflix -

This is terrible advice.

(Source: idroolinmysleep)

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inothernews:

Oh gosh, don’t tell me Netflix offered this @Qwikster dude all of $1,000 to buy his Twitter handle.  If true, that would be one heckuva follow-up to their “apology” debacle.
Reed Hastings, what the Hell are you doing over there, dude?

He probably got offered this by his pot dealer. Reed is much stingier than this, inothernews.

inothernews:

Oh gosh, don’t tell me Netflix offered this @Qwikster dude all of $1,000 to buy his Twitter handle.  If true, that would be one heckuva follow-up to their “apology” debacle.

Reed Hastings, what the Hell are you doing over there, dude?

He probably got offered this by his pot dealer. Reed is much stingier than this, inothernews.

Sep 19

stephenfalk:

I was just putting The Lincoln Lawyer back in its Netflix envelope when I suddenly became very concerned it wouldn’t make it back safely to the facility in light of this morning’s news.

Thank you. I would’ve never found this without your help, Stephen.

stephenfalk:

I was just putting The Lincoln Lawyer back in its Netflix envelope when I suddenly became very concerned it wouldn’t make it back safely to the facility in light of this morning’s news.

Thank you. I would’ve never found this without your help, Stephen.

(via popculturebrain)

funnyordie:

13 More Netflix Announcements
Netflix continues to make logical choices in the wake of its celebrated price hike, announcing a plan to split its streaming and DVD services into separate companies. But lost in this declaration of idiocy were 13 other announcements that should not be overlooked.

PROTECT ME FROM THESE PEOPLE

funnyordie:

13 More Netflix Announcements

Netflix continues to make logical choices in the wake of its celebrated price hike, announcing a plan to split its streaming and DVD services into separate companies. But lost in this declaration of idiocy were 13 other announcements that should not be overlooked.

PROTECT ME FROM THESE PEOPLE

(via sonicbloom11)

Keep your friends close and your old movie collection closer.

Keep your friends close and your old movie collection closer.

HELPPPPPPPPP! MY STOCK IS FALLING AND IT CAN'T GET UP! -

Now seems like a good time for a movie. I think “Wall Street” might be a good one.

Nerdology: Netflix spins DVD service off to new company "Qwikster" -

nerdology:

CEO Reed Hastings just posted an entry to the Netflix blog. It begins like this,

“I messed up. I owe everyone an explanation.”

Yikes.

Turns out all the hubbub on the internet about the price change on Netflix has had an effect on Reed. He’s not going to lower the price, or include…

He didn’t mess up. Well, in a traditional sense. In reality, you guys didn’t understand what was going on in that little head of his. But then again, nobody does. I should know. My name is Qwikster.

So … anyone else thinking …

That I have no reason to exist?